Sayonara

The poet will continue to park under police cameras, so that it can always be verified that she is in no way connected with whatever mayhem does or does not occur in her near vicinity.

Any Place Which is Good to Her.

If they were kind, they’ll be sorry.

Question

Have the Love’s employees stopped smiling at the poet because strange things have been happening to their cars in that lot in the last few days, since she’s been going there for hot water?

Another Vehicle Zapped

There’s a surprise.

Perp Giggle

SEEya! NOT!!!!

“Do You Hear From Your Stalker Once a Day?”

His squeeks, caws, moaning tones and thumpings have been conducted at such extremely low volumes that she is convinced he must be increasingly worried about citizen discovery.

10:20 am, 24th & Greenwood

***** • Signature white plastic trash placed both front and rear of van • Out-of-season dove mating call coming from across street • Sidewalk side squeeks corresponding to poet’s motion rather than sound ~ perp is within visual range. *****

We Now Return You to Our Regularly Scheduled Affirmative Programming

So long as it doesn’t step across the line and harm our lives, we ignore it.

Every Police Complaint in America is Actually Made Anonymously

We might as well be back in the days of the stone Lions’ mouths of Venice.

Same Noisy Small Car Still Circulating in Neighborhood

***** Waiting for the poet to lie down so that the torture of falling asleep over and over again only to be awakened can be resumed. *****